10. | Keep asking what page. Start at the beginning, follow to the end. |
9. | Shorts on Shabbas. |
8. | Keep talking. Even during the quiet times. Remember kindergarten? Go to the corner. |
7. | Taking herring home from kiddush. In your pocket. |
6. | Blackberry. iPhone. Android. Ain't no such thing as "hatzi-shabbas" |
5. | Snoring. |
4. | Showing up at Aleynu. Especially when there's a hot kiddush. |
3. | Saying: "You're in my seat." If it was yours, you'd be in it from the opening baruch. |
2. | Never bringing a bottle. EVER. |
1. | Run for president. |