10. | Absolutely nothing left to talk about with people who sat near you during Yom Tov. |
9. | Before opening garage door, a voice in your head says “va ya he bin …” |
8. | Dry cleaning tab from suits, dresses, kittel and tallis higher than October electric bill. |
7. | Mistakenly hand train conductor a dollar for the pushka. |
6. | Instinctively start counting people when you enter room. |
5. | Show up to work with tallis on. |
4. | Saying “yasher koach” way too often and out of context. |
3. | Punctuate coworkers' presentations with “baruch hu baruch shemo” |
2. | Wake up singing verses from Hallel. |
1. | Craving herring, scotch and sponge cake for breakfast. |