Top 10 Ways to get into Trouble In Shul
| 10. | Keep asking what page. Start at the beginning, follow to the end. |
| 9. | Shorts on Shabbas. |
| 8. | Keep talking. Even during the quiet times. Remember kindergarten? Go to the corner. |
| 7. | Taking herring home from kiddush. In your pocket. |
| 6. | Blackberry. iPhone. Android. Ain't no such thing as "hatzi-shabbas" |
| 5. | Snoring. |
| 4. | Showing up at Aleynu. Especially when there's a hot kiddush. |
| 3. | Saying: "You're in my seat." If it was yours, you'd be in it from the opening baruch. |
| 2. | Never bringing a bottle. EVER. |
| 1. | Run for president. |