Top 10 Signs You've Spent Too Much Time In Shul
| 10. | Absolutely nothing left to talk about with people who sat near you during Yom Tov. |
| 9. | Before opening garage door, a voice in your head says “va ya he bin …” |
| 8. | Dry cleaning tab from suits, dresses, kittel and tallis higher than October electric bill. |
| 7. | Mistakenly hand train conductor a dollar for the pushka. |
| 6. | Instinctively start counting people when you enter room. |
| 5. | Show up to work with tallis on. |
| 4. | Saying “yasher koach” way too often and out of context. |
| 3. | Punctuate coworkers' presentations with “baruch hu baruch shemo” |
| 2. | Wake up singing verses from Hallel. |
| 1. | Craving herring, scotch and sponge cake for breakfast. |